I call myself to the stand!

Where were you last night?

*jumps into witness box*

I was... um... not stealing a car.

*leaps behind bench*

Oh really? Then why was the stolen car in your driveway?

*hops back*

I borrowed it from my friend.

*bench*

Who is that friend?

*stand*

Jim.... Somebody.

*bench*

And isn't Jim Somebody the wanted murderer?

*stand*

All right, I confess! I TOOK THE CHILI DOG!!!