Here's my case against my cat, sapphire.

The charge is puking deliberately in places I walk.



Well, Sapphire. How do you plead?
*Blank stare.*
Not guilty eh? I'll just have to prove you wrong.
*Blank stare.*
Is it not true, that you puke on my bed, my chair, the floor just outside my door, the area in front of the fridge, and the stove?
*Blank stare.*
THE EYES! THE STARE! IT BURNS!!!!