The lag is from the super secret Malware that Evony is installing on all of your machines.
It has gone crazy and (against the will of it's creators) has sinisterly slowed down the servers while doing it's wicked work!
Of course, this is much to the dismay of its creators! Therefore, as we speak, they are stealthily repairing their over eager creation.
Once they have completed their dastardly mission, the Malware Monster will slowly and silently infiltrate us without any further sign to make us suspicious! Just as was intended!
*Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave.......*
You have fallen into a sarchasm, this is the gap between someone being sarcastic, and you picking up on it.
You may be here for a while, so enjoy your stay, later there will be cake.
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