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    Can't we just call them the most stupid impossible practical soldier group that anyone has ever heard? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darwin View Post
    Many of us have seen a battle report that just did not make sense, no matter how we looked at it, the outcome was completely wrong. There are currently three big factors that determine the outcome of a battle. They are
    1. Range Theory, in which the match-up of ranges between two armies will determine the amount of attack each unit type will perform,
    2. Hero Theory, in which the hero's capabilities become bonuses to armies that can change the outcome of a battle, and
    3. Targeting Theory, in which each unit can only target one unit at a time, and the complex targeting algorithms that determine which unit attacks which.

    Now I have good reason to believe I have found the fourth and final aspect that can greatly affect the outcome of a battle.

    This Is God Theory

    There is something that goes on during battles that we can not see. It is not visible in battle reports. We know that a fraction of the defeated unit are wounded and go to the medic camp where they may be healed. What we did not know is that a fraction of the killed units will become converted into what I call God Units.

    Why do different units have different attack and defense values? In fact, why do they have attack and defense at all? The explanation is a hypothetical quantum field that I call the "Battle Field," which is responsible for attack and defense values.

    As we all know, because of wave-particle duality, any quantum field must have a particle assigned to it. The particle assigned to the Battle Field is, of course, the God Unit. God Units are basically responsible for the attack and defense of all units.

    God Units are able to boost attack and defense stats greatly in a battle, and a player who owns many God Units will have a great advantage. The tricky part is obtaining them. God Units are tied to heroes, in a strange phenomenon I call Quantum Unit Entanglement, or "spooky action at a distance," all the God Units produced in a single battle will become tied to the victorious hero, even those of the enemy. It is analogous to experience, the more battles a hero fights, the more God Units they will acquire.

    God Units are invisible, do not show in battle reports, and can not be hurt by normal troops. They can, however, be hurt by other God Units. In fact, entire God Unit wars may occur all without you knowing. The reason is that the God Units are their own anti-particles. When a God Unit collides with another God Unit, they will instantly disintegrate and return to energy. Similarly, if a God Unit is somehow produced, it would produce two God Units.

    At best, this still all remains hypothetical, but if it proves true God Theory will revolutionize our understanding of battle mechanics. So have faith, have faith in me, have faith in your fellow players, have faith in the developers, and have faith in God Theory. The search is on! Fire up your rally point accelerators, and godspeed!


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    are you teasing science here, and do you believe in evolution. this is clearly a creationist posting i should think. but i can be wrong, its just "a modest proposal" lol
    Last edited by mr.brandon; 06-01-2009 at 08:25 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenthamos View Post
    My god man! You have just discovered the theory to all Civony battlefield mechanics. But wait, does that include Catapults? Or would that make them a higher class of God unit's that have somehow exceeded the laws of sub-atomic particles and space, taking control of the very bands of energy that form them...And become something greater than God units..?
    I believe that different god particles have different masses and therefore different inertias. There is currently no standard model for god particles in Evony because god particles probably clump together into large Hadrons, making individual particles difficult to detect. The only way to know for sure is to build a giant hadron army collider. This has a 1 in a billion chance to destroy the universe and is very expensive, in the interest of curiosity i say we do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImpracticalThinking View Post
    This has a 1 in a billion chance to destroy the universe and is very expensive, in the interest of curiosity i say we do it.
    This one of those great statements that shall be forever remembered throughout mankind's existance
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    Using these ten steps, you will have:
    a. Been arrested for statutory rape
    b. Acquired a good night's sleep

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    I think the title of "God theory" holds.... In that this is a theory into something that probably doesn't exist...

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    Also... I believe Evony does follow the principles of scientific philosophy... I can't remember his name although it starts with "H"......

    I believe his assumptions hold true for the evony community.....

    Scientific observations create rules and laws for the things around us.. these are based on all previous occurences and are advanced predictions of what will happen in the future... Like the sun rising... due to previous observation, we know thew sun will sun will rise again tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that... but is it a fact? or is it a prediction? What is to stop the sun from simply refusing to rise tomorrow?

    I believe in science; the pursuit of knowledge.. not religion, and not science; the pursuit of income....

    Evony follows scientific philosophy.. what has happened previously only allows us to predict what may happen in the future.. and we constantly find ourselves waking up to discover the "rules" we have created to explain the world around us have changed...

    Thus God theory holds... the theory of an imaginary influence on our actions...

    Let Moya show you the way...... Starburst will alter the dimensionality of our spaces..


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    oh.... and i would like to ask.. where do cracker's fit in this theory? cause I have it on good authority that Cracker's don't matter!!!!

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    Oh... and my Wok has a Quantanium coating that may help the collider

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