Romantic screw ups.

[whiterosedreams]

joking is apparently an unfamiliar context w/ females..

... this is not gonna end well

Ya think?

Hmm, my money's on a kick in the nutz, or a swift kick in the ash.

How about a slap in the face?

I have had too many of those in my life

Do tell! Come on, don't be shy!

naughty words removed

Then she slapped me in the face.

I'd slap you in the face too.