I guess I'll de-rail this conversation, back to the original. Wow. That's weird, isn't it?

Once, I was dating this girl, and I asked what she wanted for christmas. She replied "You."

So, I got naked, put on a present costume, and show up at her house. Her folks were there, and they laughed, thought it was cute.
The downside was, they could tell I wasn't wearing clothes, and kept trying to do things to make me admit it.
Like saying "Have a seat."
Or, "Why don't you take that costume off, it looks pretty warm in there."

Worst christmas ever.