Romantic screw ups.

[whiterosedreams]

Awww hehee. Too cute.

Well I bought my ex a tongue ring & he put it on right away.. Then during our make-out session it unscrewed & he swallowed the top =/
So he had an aweful stomach ache for a while. I felt bad.

Poor guy, poor guy.

[drizztix]

Awww hehee. Too cute.

Well I bought my ex a tongue ring & he put it on right away.. Then during our make-out session it unscrewed & he swallowed the top =/
So he had an aweful stomach ache for a while. I felt bad.

aww man.. i stayed up for this?!

[StormSurge]

Awww hehee. Too cute.

Well I bought my ex a tongue ring & he put it on right away.. Then during our make-out session it unscrewed & he swallowed the top =/
So he had an aweful stomach ache for a while. I felt bad.

Based on how hilarious that is, I'll pretend it was a minute sooner.

[o0miza0o]

aww man.. i stayed up for this?!

I didn't make you stay sweet thang.
I just want my 500T.

[drizztix]

I didn't make you stay sweet thang.
I just want my 500T.

OHhhHhHOO.. i see..

[pokey]

i thought... scoring.. was a feeling?!
can someone shine some light on this subject for me.. im apparently confuzd >;/

Drizz reminds me of Gob Bluth

Michael: Gob, Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection.

Gob: He doesn't know what he feels. I'm tired of being told - my God. What is this feeling?
[Schmaltzy music begins to play]

Michael: You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling".

Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry.

Michael: Could it be love?

Gob: I know what a naughty word feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard.

[Tokowei]

Point taken.

Em....I'm interested into anime...

[Hypothetical]

I've got two really bad ones. Both from when I was much younger.

I took a certain young lady out to dinner. We had a nice time. As we were leaving I reached out, took her by the shoulder, and pulled her into a nice big kiss. Things seemed to be going good, but suddenly she stiffened up.

I took her home, rather irritated.

It wasn't until about a week later that I was drivng by that resturant and really looked at the area. It seems that when I swung her around for the kiss, she ended up facing a Creamatorium. We were both still in our teens, and I guess she didn't realize that she was supposed to close her eyes when kissing. ( This was later confirmed at our ** year High School reunion.)

A few years later....

I was out at this bar. I met this really nice woman. We hit it off, and one thing lead to another...

The next night we got together for dinner. I brought her a single Red Rose. She hadn't warned me that she was deathly allergic to most flowers. We spent most of that night in the Emergency room at the local hospital.

We ended up being married for 5 years, and that was always a little joke betwen us.

[Edu]

I've got two really bad ones. Both from when I was much younger.

I took a certain young lady out to dinner. We had a nice time. As we were leaving I reached out, took her by the shoulder, and pulled her into a nice big kiss. Things seemed to be going good, but suddenly she stiffened up.

I took her home, rather irritated.

It wasn't until about a week later that I was drivng by that resturant and really looked at the area. It seems that when I swung her around for the kiss, she ended up facing a Creamatorium. We were both still in our teens, and I guess she didn't realize that she was supposed to close her eyes when kissing. ( This was later confirmed at our ** year High School reunion.)

A few years later....

I was out at this bar. I met this really nice woman. We hit it off, and one thing lead to another...

The next night we got together for dinner. I brought her a single Red Rose. She hadn't warned me that she was deathly allergic to most flowers. We spent most of that night in the Emergency room at the local hospital.

We ended up being married for 5 years, and that was always a little joke betwen us.

Ended up being married for 5 years, can I conclude that that marriage is over now? Or still going strong?

[drizztix]

Drizz reminds me of Gob Bluth

Michael: Gob, Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection.

Gob: He doesn't know what he feels. I'm tired of being told - my God. What is this feeling?
[Schmaltzy music begins to play]

Michael: You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling".

Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry.

Michael: Could it be love?

Gob: I know what a naughty word feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard.

ROFL Gob is some funny sh...