I've got two really bad ones. Both from when I was much younger.

I took a certain young lady out to dinner. We had a nice time. As we were leaving I reached out, took her by the shoulder, and pulled her into a nice big kiss. Things seemed to be going good, but suddenly she stiffened up.

I took her home, rather irritated.

It wasn't until about a week later that I was drivng by that resturant and really looked at the area. It seems that when I swung her around for the kiss, she ended up facing a Creamatorium. We were both still in our teens, and I guess she didn't realize that she was supposed to close her eyes when kissing. ( This was later confirmed at our ** year High School reunion.)

A few years later....

I was out at this bar. I met this really nice woman. We hit it off, and one thing lead to another...

The next night we got together for dinner. I brought her a single Red Rose. She hadn't warned me that she was deathly allergic to most flowers. We spent most of that night in the Emergency room at the local hospital.

We ended up being married for 5 years, and that was always a little joke betwen us.