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    Cool Observations of an outsider.

    I am a gentleman and a scholar,

    I don't your play game, i might have given your game a shot if not for the pathetic advertising. I swear to god every time i see a new ad for your game there's more cleavage. Is your game about cleavage? i don't think so. Your current ads don't even say what the game is about. From the older ads that i remember you are all some sort of lord with a kingdom that you control etc... Why don't your ad people actually make ads about the game instead of some ladies baby feeders.



    PLAY NOW MY LORD! YOU BET I WILL!



    WHEN WILL I EVER SEE THOSE FUN BAGS IN GAME?

    I've made some graphs to help you guys understand what's going on with your severely retarded ads.



    We need more boobies!



    Our name is lame, so increase the amount of breast showing. Sounds good to me.

    Good day too all and enjoy your wenches.
    Last edited by Lukkas; 07-29-2009 at 11:57 PM.

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    mmmmm.... wenches *drools*

    Quote Originally Posted by Lukkas View Post
    I am a gentleman and a scholar, (I believe you, but corrections are in bold red)

    I don't your play game, I might have given your game a shot if not for the pathetic advertising. I swear to God every time i see a new ad for your game there's more cleavage. Is your game about cleavage? I don't think so. Your current ads don't even say what the game is about. From the older ads that I remember you are all some sort of lord with a kingdom that you control etc... Why don't your ad people actually make ads about the game instead of some ladies' baby feeders.

    (pic)

    PLAY NOW MY LORD! YOU BET I WILL!!1!

    (pic)

    WHEN WILL I EVER SEE THOSE FUN BAGS IN GAME?

    I've made some graphs to help you guys understand what's going on with your severely retarded ads.

    (graph)

    We need more boobies!!!one!

    (graph)

    Our name is lame, so increase the amount of breasts showing. Sounds good to me.

    Good day to all and enjoy your wenches.
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    In any case... I love the game, but its gotten to the point that I dont even tell my friends or online gamer buddies that I play Evony. All they would do is laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecool914 View Post
    In any case... I love the game, but its gotten to the point that I dont even tell my friends or online gamer buddies that I play Evony. All they would do is laugh.
    Agreed. I'm the vice-host of one of the most powerful alliances on S6. I have lots of RL gamer friends of mine that I could convince to start playing Evony, and I could easily get them into my alliance.

    But I'm not opening myself up to that kind of embarrassment from them - "Dude, Evony?! That game with the boobs! LOL. Dude, WTF?! LOL!" So I don't tell anyone I play this game.

    And to the OP, LOL, that was funny stuff.
    Last edited by SDog; 07-30-2009 at 11:24 AM.

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    Don't see why thas an embarassin' or bad prospect, here. Is this jus' me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SDog View Post
    Agreed. I'm the vice-host of one of the most powerful alliances on S6. I have lots of RL gamer friends of mine that I could convince to start playing Evony, and I could easily get them into my alliance.

    But I'm not opening myself up to that kind of embarrassment from them - "Dude, Evony?! That game with the boobs! LOL. Dude, WTF?! LOL!" So I don't tell anyone I play this game.

    And to the OP, LOL, that was funny stuff.
    In reality, you should feel more embarrassed if you got caught with a certain type of nasty, Duestche, form of pron on your screen, than playing Evony, but that's not the case is it?

    Ah well, at least they brought back the big hint of boobies girl. Girl in peasant shirt looking like she's getting plowed in a field should be following close behind.
    Along with more hysteria over the 13 turning 40 year old paedophiles that are apparently attracted by the ads. And a swathe of under the radar fixes to the game that none of us are going to notice, cause we're being distracted in some way by the boobies (hurray)
    A deception plan worthy of Sun Tzu
    Last edited by Archangel; 07-30-2009 at 11:52 AM. Reason: typo

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    I'd happily advertise this game to folk I know (hell, I convinced my gf to join yesterday) and if they brought up the cleavad's (oooh, amn't I clever?) then we'd all laugh about how simple/basic it is and get on w/ the game not thinkin' about it again. End of story. o.o

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