Whenever I am being dragged to occasions such as these, I say "You know, it might be fun to come! I could tell everybody the story of the time that Rick down the hall put trihexarhamnoside instead of bihexarhamnoside in the prototype engine! Man, that was a pretty crazy day..."


(It's not actually a boring story, it ends up with a lot of his abdomen on the far wall.)

(He lived, don't worry.)