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    Quote Originally Posted by chinothepony View Post
    Not all women will do that. A lot of women from where I grew up on the farm do some pretty crazy "men's" work lol. Although you're right, I don't think I've ever seen a woman mow a lawn. My grandma does with the riding mower but that's just because her lawn is huuuuuuuuge, and I wouldn't even use a hand mower on it. But some women do like hedgework, shovel snow, and stuff.

    I don't mean to be stereotypical, but women just don't grow muscle mass like men do. I don't mind when there's limitations there. But yea if she gives up just because she's being lazy or is not used to endurance work, that's a different story.
    I'd like to see a woman be a male stripper. That would be hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StormSurge View Post
    I'd like to see a woman be a male stripper. That would be hilarious.
    If she pretended to be a male stripper then it be twice as quick.

    do u even lift 1v1 il rek u


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    Quote Originally Posted by abracax View Post
    Last time I saw a woman mow a lawn, I was a salesman and driving through a neighborhood I saw a woman out in a string bikini mowing. I almost crashed my car.

    Yes you are right, it is a medical fact that men grow more muscle mass above the waist, and women below the waist. Although the majority of fat naturally is on the upper body for a woman, for a man it's our butt. Go figure.
    Omg woman mowing the lawn in a string bikini... I'd crash too lol.

    That's right women are weak .. muahahaha! But unfortunately while men build more muscle mass, women have that fabled evil slyness built into their brain to do the proverbial kick in the nuts, to hit anyone where it hurts the most.

    Going with the OP: Woman are difficult...

    I ask you women this: Why is it a lot of you don't get along with each other? I either meet two kinds of women. The ones that just stick exclusively with a bunch of their other women friends (usually the ones in college) and then later on down the road, they'll have like all guy friends and maybe 1 girl best friend.

    That's my gf. She hangs around all my guy friends and knows more guys then girls. She has like one best girl firiend.

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    Yeah, specially since it doesn't happen that often. When I used to live in Wisconsin, I knew a guy that saw a woman doing yard work in a bikini, he crashed into a cop car watching her lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by abracax View Post
    Yeah, specially since it doesn't happen that often. When I used to live in Wisconsin, I knew a guy that saw a woman doing yard work in a bikini, he crashed into a cop car watching her lmao
    SPEAKING OF MOWING in a BIKINI.. in my old neighbor hood that was kinda countrish (where i grew up) everyone had large property places. one day when i was driving down my road i saw a HUGE FAT SHIRTLESS OLD GUY mowing his side of the lawn but he was just riding back and forth next to the street like WTF.. and then i looked on the other side and there was a SMOKIN HOT CHICA in a SUPER REVEALING BIKINI Mowing her lawn.. (probably her parents since she was like 16) .. i ... almost went off the road into the fat guys yard ><
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    pfft. i mowed the lawn all teh time before i moved. here i cant. moved onto an army base o.O they pay people to do that here

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    Here, I mow the lawn, most of my neighbors mow theirs, but there are some that pay? people to do it when they are capable, I mow another person's, but they are over 80.

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    i mow my lawn.. and just a few days ago.. i was mowing the lawn and i got a TON OF CAT CALLS.. sounded like a car full of hot chicks going nuts over a SeanConnery convention.. so i look up and smile and OMFG
    IT WAS .. OLDER.. OLDERRRR.. women ><
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    I mow the lawn once for my cousin. The damn machine was so heavy that I couldn't even push it.

    But I did get whistles from little boys though.

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    Well, I'm almost at the end of a dead-end street, so I don't have random ppl driving by, unless the are going to the party house on the end, which last night was either shooting off fireworks, or guns, and the guns are prohibited by the development district, and state law...

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