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    Quote Originally Posted by CandleLite View Post
    yes.
    not enough chocolte- your fault
    auther hasnt finnished the series i want to read- your fault
    jeans dont fit today- your fault
    bad hair day- your fault

    Because You are incharge All of it is Your fault

    lol you could turn it around you know

    dinner not ready- our fault
    launder not clean- our fault
    cant find *insert what ever youve lost this time*- our fault
    boss fired you- our fault
    team lost- our fault
    jeans dont fit- our fault
    hair loss- our fault
    muccle loss- our fault
    hair clogging the drain- our fault
    I cook every meal
    I only know where I leave my stuff
    yes it was my fault I got fired
    my jeans always fit
    hair clogging in the drain IS your fault, specially when I pull out a drowned furbee
    dont have hair loss muscle loss (loss of strength in muscles yes, but thats my fault for busting my but at work and injuring myself)

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    *pouts*
    see i'm not funny

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    But drowning furbees are the right thing to do...
    And I agree on women being able to fly off the handle- my mom did that especially, and she is italian, making it all the worse.
    Edit: Candle, although you make think it is funny, some of it is true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandleLite View Post
    *pouts*
    see i'm not funny
    Candle, you are funny, but this is a thread complaining about women, so sorry.

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    i am complainging so you will have sometihng to complain about

    see how acomidating i am

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    Honestly I think the women you guys must be dating should probably be in therapy.

    I've try to avoid blaming anyone for something that wasn't their fault (especially something as lame as jeans not fitting... I mean come on). Occasionally I get upset about things and I tend to not be pleasant to be around, but that applies to everyone not just my boyfriend.

    Expecting a girl to never complain about anything though is completely ridiculous as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarwen View Post
    Honestly I think the women you guys must be dating should probably be in therapy.
    If a woman went into therapy and got corrected she wouldn't come out as a woman anymore.

    Oh snap! Sick burn!
    Last edited by chinothepony; 08-02-2009 at 11:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinothepony View Post
    If a women went into therapy and got corrected she wouldn't come out as a woman anymore.

    Oh snap! Sick burn!
    we will remember you o'brave one.. your name shall live on.. and we will try to recover your remains after the women get done with you .. (and not in a good "DONE WITH YOU" kinda way)


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    lol @ this thread

    i love it

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    time for taps i guess

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