Women... are.. Difficult!

**~~CandleLite~~** · 08-03-2009, 04:18 AM

*sings a siren song*

**o0miza0o** · 08-03-2009, 04:27 AM

Finally, someone say something smart.

**Milonius** · 08-03-2009, 05:07 AM

*sings an antisiren song and antisiren heavy metal guitar*

**drizztix** · 08-03-2009, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by chinothepony

Yep I believe women are aliens too. Thank you for supporting my theories!

understatement of the week

**Nesterus** · 08-03-2009, 10:01 AM

the moon makes women crazy

the gravitational pull of the moon as it goes about its rotation causes something in their frontal lobe to go out of whack and the only way to straighten her out is to punch her in the face to prove you are right

**Joshua Highbourne** · 08-03-2009, 10:03 AM

I got a story for ya.

Ok, so i met this girl... rather she met me (she initiated first contact) Shes a big girl... but whatever thats never been that big of a deal to me. now remember this is a BAR... my local watering hole.

So we are talking, drinking... i buy her a drink, then two... we talk some more... one thing leads to another right. whatever no big deal, no regrets.

Next morning rolls around, guess whos still there... and this isnt early morning or even mid morning... this is like... LATE morning, almost noon infact. there she is sitting on my couch watching tv.

i think to myself no biggie, maybe she just wanted to say goodbye. i tell her morning, and she looks at me smiling and about give me a fricken heart attack by saying "Morning, i love you"

and this is before ive had my first cup of coffee.

i regain my composure by coughing a couple of times and using the restroom. Walk back out to the living room, trying to think of what to say.... because well im not a rude person in real life.

so the day wears on... and we havent said but a handfull of words to eachother the entire day... its like 6pm now. FINNALY she says "i have to go" and im thinking thank god... finnaly. she comes BACK to my house 10 minutes later with a bottle of Crown. "i called in sick to work" was what she told me....

now i love crown royal and all... but what the heck..... she invites her self in, shoving past me in the doorway and proceeds to pour drinks.... im sure you know what happens next....

NEXT morning.. (yeah im stupid) much of the same... except im losing my cool now... its time for this chick to go home... and stay. so i pull a tried and true white lie out of the hat and say i got to go to work.... she ACTUALLY says... "Ok, ill wait for you here" the hell you will, is what im thinking but i say... "Uhm... no... actually i gotta lock my doors and stuff" so finnaly she leaves.... and i think the ordeal is over.

she calls me 5 minutes after leaving... how she got my phone number is beyond me. "i miss you... i wish we where together" .... i hung up.

she calls again, i dont answer (id play it off as bad connection if i had too) let it go to voicemail.

Shes hysticall on my voicemail! "WTF, i thought you loved me! we where supposed to be together and get married! your such a *******!"

now im worried that shes going to come back with a shotgun and blow me away at night... but another call and a voicemail later give me this.

"Im sorry... i was upset, but not at you. please call me, im sorry.... i love you"

ive never called her back.... and of course... never will... i dont need that level of crazy in my life.

whats you alls take on it? (remember we met in a bar... and i only knew her for 2 days)

**~~bob19991~~** · 08-03-2009, 10:06 AM

Hmm, how do you like dogs, especially German Shepards....
Don't know what else to say, but that means you really hit the jackpot for crazies, and I think most people where would agree with me on that.