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    Cream of fail to de-rail.

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    oh thats my fav

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    Also, cream of the crotch... I mean.. crop. Yes. Cream of the crop.

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    that would be why i Never poison

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    poison always tastes weird... it kindof burns the mouth...
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    Wish denied..

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    this....this....I DONT KNOW!

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    Now that the coast is clear I can post again. No silly frying pan to worry about.


    I do dishes, I make sure the kids have their bathes/showers, I feed them breakfast/lunch/dinner, I put them to bed. I vacuum, mop, clean the toilet, take out the trash, mow the lawn.

    As I said before I cook every meal, I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't like my cooking. I can cook many different dishes from many different cultures. As a matter of fact, my wife loves my honey teriyaki stirfry that I make and my beef stroganoff, and the kids love my meatloaf recipe. I do my best to keep up a variety of meals and flavors for the family so that it's not the same stuff over and over again. I also do my best to come up with new recipes for old meals to try and make them different now and then.

    So, I am not eating candle's poisoned food. I do just fine cooking for myself.

    Men will willingly do what used to be called "womens" work, but how many women do you see offering to mow the lawn? Or dig out the dead rose bush in the garden, or chop down the hedge that is overgrown? My wife helps me shovel snow, but she will quit after a little bit and I am stuck shoveling the majority of it. I mean, yeah, I appreciate the help, but after 10-20 min to say your beat and leave me to do all the rest is harsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abracax View Post
    Men will willingly do what used to be called "womens" work, but how many women do you see offering to mow the lawn? Or dig out the dead rose bush in the garden, or chop down the hedge that is overgrown? My wife helps me shovel snow, but she will quit after a little bit and I am stuck shoveling the majority of it. I mean, yeah, I appreciate the help, but after 10-20 min to say your beat and leave me to do all the rest is harsh.
    Not all women will do that. A lot of women from where I grew up on the farm do some pretty crazy "men's" work lol. Although you're right, I don't think I've ever seen a woman mow a lawn. My grandma does with the riding mower but that's just because her lawn is huuuuuuuuge, and I wouldn't even use a hand mower on it. But some women do like hedgework, shovel snow, and stuff.

    I don't mean to be stereotypical, but women just don't grow muscle mass like men do. I don't mind when there's limitations there. But yea if she gives up just because she's being lazy or is not used to endurance work, that's a different story.

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    Haha, you have to deal with SNOW!, here, hurricanes you stay inside and hope it doesn't flood, no shoveling!

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    Last time I saw a woman mow a lawn, I was a salesman and driving through a neighborhood I saw a woman out in a string bikini mowing. I almost crashed my car.

    Yes you are right, it is a medical fact that men grow more muscle mass above the waist, and women below the waist. Although the majority of fat naturally is on the upper body for a woman, for a man it's our butt. Go figure.

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