Hoedown!!!

[Wildor]

In the great tradition of "Whose line is it anyway?" Let's see if this catches on...

The first should be about Evony but feel free to come up with something else anytime.

Take it away Laura Hall on the piano...



Last night I played Evony
It really was a drag

Nothing happened
Because of all this lag

But I shoudn't
Complain I must confess

Be-cause
Nothing lags
Like the Queen contest.

[o0miza0o]

Loll. I love "Whose Line is it Anyway" !!

But I suck at this, so I'm not going to join you

[drizztix]

I used to think i was slick
and i was the life of the forum

Arriana gave me her IM
and Miza said i cured boredom

then along came a zenrax
and he was mastermind of pain

he skared me with katanaminiguns..
and flamed all the noobies insane!

[whiterosedreams]

I used to think i was slick
and i was the life of the forum

Arriana gave me her IM
and Miza said i cured boredom

then along came a zenrax
and he was mastermind of pain

he skared me with katanaminiguns..
and flamed all the noobies insane!

Lmao you're good! :P

I wish I could make things rhymes. Grr

[drizztix]

When i started up this game
i thought theres no one to oppose

So then i joined the forums
and bought me a pet white rose

she was super fiesty
and kinda Grrrr...!

So i put her up for sale
and almost sold her to Stormster..

[Zenrax]

Homicidal Forum, by Guns 'n More Guns (Sung by Zenrax)


[Chorus]
Take me down to a homicidal forum
Where the knives are sharp and the bullets are soarin'

Oh won't you please take me there...
[/Chorus]


Take me down to a homicidal forum
Where the knives are sharp and the bullets are soarin'

Oh won't you please take me there...


Just a troll livin' under the bridge
I've got a human heart in the fridge
I'm your murderer guy
So find me somethin' to kill
I'll gut you at another time
And stake you to a satanist shrine.

Knives to stomachs, why, just because
You gotta keep runnin' to lose the fuzz
You know it's so cool, it's what everyone does
But murder is a capitol crime
So now I'm doin' my time.

(Chorus x2)

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here, I can clearly remember
The attorney general says that crime doesn't pay
I'd do it again, except I killed all my prey
Tell me that you'll leave a bouquet

(Chorus x2)

So long, victims (x4)

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a corpse with a bleeding heart
He said fix me up, like you took me apart
I must be losing my head
"Aren't you dead?!"
The walls are spattered with red.

(Chorus x4)

I want to live
I want to shiv
Oh, won't you please take me there...

I want to kill
With a dentist drill
Oh, won't you please take me there..

Take me down to a homicidal forum
Where the knives are sharp and the bullets are soarin'

Oh won't you please take me there...

Take me down to a homicidal forum
Where the knives are sharp and the bullets are soarin'

Oh won't you please take me there...

Take 'em down
Oh yeah
Beat 'em down
Oh, won't you please take me there...

I want to live
I want to shiv
Oh, won't you please take me there...

I want to kill
With a dentist drill
Oh, won't you please take me there..

Take me down to a homicidal forum
Where the knives are sharp and the bullets are soarin'

Oh won't you please take me there...

I want to live
I want to shiv
Oh, won't you please take me theeeeeeeeeeeere...
Baby

[whiterosedreams]

The mistake that I made
Was wanting a pet

But instead I became a pet
And that was what I regret

Stupid Storm guy sold me
To the Grrrr-grizz

The new owner was ehtoadjraeot
His name happens to be Drizz

[Milonius]

I used to think my name was cool, (It was cool.)
But then I found out, (I found out.)
It wasn't really so cool, (Not so cool.)
Because it is a genus of tachinid flies. (Shoulda called myself Milo)

So I came to these forums, (This little spamfest)
Looking for some fun, (It is so fun)
But then I got sold to CandleLite, (Oh yes I did.)
And now I'm her pet. (Oh no no no.)

Parentheses indicate backup singers.

[o0miza0o]

Lol Milo, backup singers xD

[drizztix]

I used to think my name was cool, (It was cool.)
But then I found out, (I found out.)
It wasn't really so cool, (Not so cool.)
Because it is a genus of tachinid flies. (Shoulda called myself Milo)

So I came to these forums, (This little spamfest)
Looking for some fun, (It is so fun)
But then I got sold to CandleLite, (Oh yes I did.)
And now I'm her pet. (Oh no no no.)

Parentheses indicate backup singers.

that was.. HORRIBLE LOL
way to RHYME COOL and COOL.. i never woulda thought of that!
oh how do you do it?!