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    Quote Originally Posted by joemanf View Post
    lol... they all rhyme with "ong"...
    but he ran outta words n' had to use wrong twice
    I have severe ADHD, Dyslexia, and I'm easily distracted by shiny th... HolySmokes A SPORK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joemanf View Post
    lol... they all rhyme with "ong"...
    Got a problem with that, glue boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StormSurge View Post
    My name is Storm,
    I've decided to write a song.

    The weather is warm,
    So I've worn a thong.

    Here I am, at my com-puter,
    And writing this feels very wrong.

    Yet still I write,
    And I'll write excessively long.

    Oh god no!
    My cats knocked over a bong!

    I met this guy,
    And verily he rang a big ass gong.

    As I write this,
    I look out the window to see Ol' Kong.

    I feel a draft,
    Mayhaps it's my dong...

    I was mistaken,
    Indeed, I was wrong.
    You gots talent. I hate you.

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    Theres a guy who thinks hes cool
    Because he plays with swords

    HE needs to grow up
    Hasnt broken the cord

    He likes to put his moobs
    with his every post

    They have tats of ponies
    and thats not the worst

    He likes to wear a pita
    on his odd head

    No wonder he has trouble
    Getting women in bed

    He says he's a mack daddy
    But hes a pretender

    tried to beat me at this game
    What a pointless endeavor

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiterosedreams View Post
    You gots talent. I hate you.
    Talent? For pulling something long and ridiculous out of my ass?

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    coulda used pong long and wong

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    Quote Originally Posted by StormSurge View Post
    Talent? For pulling something long and ridiculous out of my ass?
    You fail. I meant talent for rhyming! Why would I be complimenting you for pulling something long and ridiculous out of your ass?

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    Along came a traveler
    Through the misty wild West

    His name was Life,
    Because he lived it to the best.

    When he stepped into these atlantic forums
    He got a wild chill.

    He decided to take a stop by the Hoedown,
    And chugged down a pill.

    When he stood up
    He wrote this awful rhyme.

    He gave it to a hobo
    For just one single dime.

    So Life journeyed on
    Encountered the flamers and spammers

    Even had some wild ones,
    All the damners.

    So here's the song, Mr. Hobo Man
    Enjoy it well.

    Here's something else.
    It's a bell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by revo of troy View Post
    coulda used pong long and wong
    I used long, and wong isn't a word. And Pong sucks.

    Quote Originally Posted by whiterosedreams View Post
    You fail. I meant talent for rhyming! Why would I be complimenting you for pulling something long and ridiculous out of your ass?
    Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wpack10 View Post
    Theres a guy who thinks hes cool
    Because he plays with swords

    HE needs to grow up
    Hasnt broken the cord

    He likes to put his moobs
    with his every post

    They have tats of ponies
    and thats not the worst

    He likes to wear a pita
    on his odd head

    No wonder he has trouble
    Getting women in bed

    He says he's a mack daddy
    But hes a pretender

    tried to beat me at this game
    What a pointless endeavor
    Hmm. Sounds a lot like this noob I saw.

    I think his bad-ass name was Drizztix or sumthin.....Dorky.

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