Theres a guy who thinks hes cool
Because he plays with swords
HE needs to grow up
Hasnt broken the cord
He likes to put his moobs
with his every post
They have tats of ponies
and thats not the worst
He likes to wear a pita
on his odd head
No wonder he has trouble
Getting women in bed
He says he's a mack daddy
But hes a pretender
tried to beat me at this game
What a pointless endeavor
coulda used pong long and wong
evony's best E-thug
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Along came a traveler
Through the misty wild West
His name was Life,
Because he lived it to the best.
When he stepped into these atlantic forums
He got a wild chill.
He decided to take a stop by the Hoedown,
And chugged down a pill.
When he stood up
He wrote this awful rhyme.
He gave it to a hobo
For just one single dime.
So Life journeyed on
Encountered the flamers and spammers
Even had some wild ones,
All the damners.
So here's the song, Mr. Hobo Man
Enjoy it well.
Here's something else.
It's a bell.
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