Hoedown!!!

[whiterosedreams]

My name is Storm,
I've decided to write a song.

The weather is warm,
So I've worn a thong.

Here I am, at my com-puter,
And writing this feels very wrong.

Yet still I write,
And I'll write excessively long.

Oh god no!
My cats knocked over a bong!

I met this guy,
And verily he rang a big ass gong.

As I write this,
I look out the window to see Ol' Kong.

I feel a draft,
Mayhaps it's my dong...

I was mistaken,
Indeed, I was wrong.

You gots talent. I hate you.