Theres a guy who thinks hes cool
Because he plays with swords

HE needs to grow up
Hasnt broken the cord

He likes to put his moobs
with his every post

They have tats of ponies
and thats not the worst

He likes to wear a pita
on his odd head

No wonder he has trouble
Getting women in bed

He says he's a mack daddy
But hes a pretender

tried to beat me at this game
What a pointless endeavor