Along came a traveler
Through the misty wild West

His name was Life,
Because he lived it to the best.

When he stepped into these atlantic forums
He got a wild chill.

He decided to take a stop by the Hoedown,
And chugged down a pill.

When he stood up
He wrote this awful rhyme.

He gave it to a hobo
For just one single dime.

So Life journeyed on
Encountered the flamers and spammers

Even had some wild ones,
All the damners.

So here's the song, Mr. Hobo Man
Enjoy it well.

Here's something else.
It's a bell.