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    Oh, they say it was a baby, because baby gaotr is under 1 yr, to me atleast.

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    If you ever see an alligator or crocodile, just sneak up on it and grab it around the mouth with one hand. The muscles for opening its mouth are extremely weak, so you can hold it shut easily. Just watch out for the death roll.



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    Quote Originally Posted by iRovster View Post
    It was in a reserve or something. Was I think 5 years old, but it might've been 6. Either way it was a fast little .... critter.
    keep there mouth shut and aviod there tail and theyre harmless

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    Or it diving underwater, or its tail or.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenrax View Post
    If you ever see an alligator or crocodile, just sneak up on it and grab it around the mouth with one hand. The muscles for opening its mouth are extremely weak, so you can hold it shut easily. Just watch out for the death roll.
    the tail.. can break legs.. so u gotta CUT THE TAIL OFF w/ a YOUR POCKET KATANA while holding mouth shut
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    Quote Originally Posted by bob19991 View Post
    Or it diving underwater, or its tail or.....
    thats when ya pull it in the boat or grab its tail after you got duck tape on the mouth and drag it out of the water

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    And also sever the spine at the base of the neck, so it's paralyzed and can't death roll.

    You know what? Skip the tail and the mouth, just cut its throat. Much easier.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenrax View Post
    And also sever the spine at the base of the neck, so it's paralyzed and can't death roll.

    You know what? Skip the tail and the mouth, just cut its throat. Much easier.
    just take the whole head off.. beats reaching underneath to slit the throat
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    Anyway........
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenrax View Post
    And also sever the spine at the base of the neck, so it's paralyzed and can't death roll.

    You know what? Skip the tail and the mouth, just cut its throat. Much easier.
    have you ever tried to cut a gator ? near impossible on that tough hide

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