
Originally Posted by
drizztix
1. Capture and domesticate a Miza
2. Hunt down and slay several Velociraptors with just a samurai sword
3. Master the Hadooken so that i can shoot Red Fireballs and not just blue
4. Legally change my name to Akuma
5. Train my dog to take on and kill bears and larger game (he is only 11lbs but he is MIGHTY)
6. Learn to teleport
7. Use the ol BoxPropped up w/ a stick to capture a FoxyBunny
8. get married a 3rd time.. and possibly a 4th.. kuz im feelin froggy
9. creat a word that rhymes w/ orange
10. find every knock knock joke known to man
11. conquer a planet other than earth
12. rob a bank while in a wheel chair.
13. create a lie detector that works online for such cases as forums.
14. Fight a T-Rex w/ just 2 kunai
15. Ride a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in the middle of a skating rink during the month of July while there is a full moon and topless Budwiser girls prance around me signing praise of my great Dinosaur hunting skills as i sip scotch.
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