Ninja Warrior

[whiterosedreams]

No, Dad abondaned us! I can't believe Mr. Surge would do that...

Oh ... I get it...













YOURE IN DENIAL~!!!

[joemanf]

No... you are
You just don't want to remember the pain you felt...
And yes, I am adopted. Kail was my real father.

[drizztix]

OK PEOPLE... i need to CLEAR THIS UP!!!

i am NOT A NINJA!!!
IM BIG... and I DONT RUN... im AGILE and DEXTROUS but NOT ACROBATIC..

-BIG GUYS DONT SCALE WALLS LIKE A SPIDER
-RUN ACROSS POWERLINES
-DO FLIPS OFF 6 STORY BUILDINGS (The Law of GRAVITATIONAL ACCELLERATION + the FORMULA FOR FORCE [WeightXSpeed] = ME BREAKING ALL MY BONES IF I FALL FURTHER THAN 4 FEET! -sure i kan easily climb things kuz of my awesome strenth.. but im NOT GONNA DO IT FAST! kuz i would most likely miss a grip or something wouldnt support me and then i would fall that 4 feet to my death!),
-WALK AROUND UNNOTTICED....
(Have you ever seen a 250lb NINJA?! NO YOU HAVENT.. you know why?! KUZ THEY ARE EASY TARGETS and USUALLY get assassinated first by rival NINJAS! Ninjas are TINY and HARD TO HIT like.. HUMMING BIRDS!.. YES!! HUMMING BIRDS... tiny fast humming birds with tiny throwing stars, Pointy ninja swords, smoke bombs, kamas, chains, and caltrips!)

I STICK OUT LIKE A SOAR THUMB, THERE IS NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT ME. IF i was sent out on an assassination assignment.. and completed it.. i woudl probably end up getting captured because i cant climb fast enough.. or the power lines would break if i ran across them or i would get stuck the crowed.. then i would easily get pickd out in the line up of other ninjas at the police station (because I WOULD BE THE ONLY BIG ONE THERE) and then executed and that would make drizz sad)

i think im more of a DnD Ranger + Samurai.. yep and this concludes our daily ranting ROAR!

[whiterosedreams]

No... you are
You just don't want to remember the pain you felt...
And yes, I am adopted. Kail was my real father.

ANd I"m not your real mom. Let's keep that straight.


Holy beef... I think I qualify as a ninja!! Add my name to the poll!!! Even if I'm not a guy hehehe

[Are]

But I'm a guy as well

[drizztix]

ANd I"m not your real mom. Let's keep that straight.


Holy beef... I think I qualify as a ninja!! Add my name to the poll!!! Even if I'm not a guy hehehe

but.. you would make a HORRIBLE ninja because you would only qualify for intel'reconnaissance kuz i dont think you could really kill someone

[joemanf]

OK PEOPLE... i need to CLEAR THIS UP!!!

i am NOT A NINJA!!!
IM BIG... and I DONT RUN... im AGILE and DEXTROUS but NOT ACROBATIC..

-BIG GUYS DONT SCALE WALLS LIKE A SPIDER
-RUN ACROSS POWERLINES
-DO FLIPS OFF 6 STORY BUILDINGS (The Law of GRAVITATIONAL ACCELLERATION + the FORMULA FOR FORCE [WeightXSpeed] = ME BREAKING ALL MY BONES IF I FALL FURTHER THAN 4 FEET! -sure i kan easily climb things kuz of my awesome strenth.. but im NOT GONNA DO IT FAST! kuz i would most likely miss a grip or something wouldnt support me and then i would fall that 4 feet to my death!),
-WALK AROUND UNNOTTICED....
(Have you ever seen a 250lb NINJA?! NO YOU HAVENT.. you know why?! KUZ THEY ARE EASY TARGETS and USUALLY get assassinated first by rival NINJAS! Ninjas are TINY and HARD TO HIT like.. HUMMING BIRDS!.. YES!! HUMMING BIRDS... tiny fast humming birds with tiny throwing stars, Pointy ninja swords, smoke bombs, kamas, chains, and caltrips!)

I STICK OUT LIKE A SOAR THUMB, THERE IS NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT ME. IF i was sent out on an assassination assignment.. and completed it.. i woudl probably end up getting captured because i cant climb fast enough.. or the power lines would break if i ran across them or i would get stuck the crowed.. then i would easily get pickd out in the line up of other ninjas at the police station (because I WOULD BE THE ONLY BIG ONE THERE) and then executed and that would make drizz sad)

i think im more of a DnD Ranger + Samurai.. yep and this concludes our daily ranting ROAR!

Your a Samurai Moses cause they rely on their strength.

[joemanf]

ANd I"m not your real mom. Let's keep that straight.


Holy beef... I think I qualify as a ninja!! Add my name to the poll!!! Even if I'm not a guy hehehe

Yep
But you're my mom
And Storm did leave you and dumped a burnen on you... ME!

[drizztix]

Your a Samurai Moses cause they rely on their strength.

i r ranger too kuz i <3 Trees and aminals and can tame a bear just by lookin him in the eyes! ROAR!

[whiterosedreams]

but.. you would make a HORRIBLE ninja because you would only qualify for intel'reconnaissance kuz i dont think you could really kill someone

Oh that's nice.

And I'd make a good ninja, despite what you said about "intel'reconnaissance" BECAUSE IT'S LIES I TELL YOU. LIES

You don't know me at all, because I am capable of killing.