Memorable Quotes!

[DeSalvionjr]

This thread is all about quotes...
Here you shall post quotes from all round evony forums that are just so quotable! This thread was mainly created because I dont have enough room in my sig to put all them... So Quote away!

I used to be addicted to crack, heroine, huffing paint, kicking babies and torturing the handicap... but ever since Evony came along, I have stopped all these exceptionally fun activities and got my act together

whoever was huffing paint that day and thought it was a good idea just didnt realize all the work involved

It looks like I picked a bad day to stop huffing paint.

[pialpha]

The two in my siggy.

[revo of troy]

Quote:
Originally Posted by bob19991
I submit, you know more than me in this subject.



before devis mentions it he cherry picked one out of a enterainment thread talking about fable 2 were i mentioned i have 11 stds on my char

[DeSalvionjr]

could you please put in the actual quotes in your posts... because one day you may change your sigs...

... I don't found missing users. I think they are disappearance. (never found).

[pialpha]

Many of us have seen a battle report that just did not make sense, no matter how we looked at it, the outcome was completely wrong. There are currently three big factors that determine the outcome of a battle. They are

1. Range Theory, in which the match-up of ranges between two armies will determine the amount of attack each unit type will perform,
2. Hero Theory, in which the hero's capabilities become bonuses to armies that can change the outcome of a battle, and
   
3. Targeting Theory, in which each unit can only target one unit at a time, and the complex targeting algorithms that determine which unit attacks which.

Now I have good reason to believe I have found the fourth and final aspect that can greatly affect the outcome of a battle.


This Is God Theory

There is something that goes on during battles that we can not see. It is not visible in battle reports. We know that a fraction of the defeated unit are wounded and go to the medic camp where they may be healed. What we did not know is that a fraction of the killed units will become converted into what I call God Units.

Why do different units have different attack and defense values? In fact, why do they have attack and defense at all? The explanation is a hypothetical quantum field that I call the "Battle Field," which is responsible for attack and defense values.

As we all know, because of wave-particle duality, any quantum field must have a particle assigned to it. The particle assigned to the Battle Field is, of course, the God Unit. God Units are basically responsible for the attack and defense of all units.

God Units are able to boost attack and defense stats greatly in a battle, and a player who owns many God Units will have a great advantage. The tricky part is obtaining them. God Units are tied to heroes, in a strange phenomenon I call Quantum Unit Entanglement, or "spooky action at a distance," all the God Units produced in a single battle will become tied to the victorious hero, even those of the enemy. It is analogous to experience, the more battles a hero fights, the more God Units they will acquire.

God Units are invisible, do not show in battle reports, and can not be hurt by normal troops. They can, however, be hurt by other God Units. In fact, entire God Unit wars may occur all without you knowing. The reason is that the God Units are their own anti-particles. When a God Unit collides with another God Unit, they will instantly disintegrate and return to energy. Similarly, if a God Unit is somehow produced, it would produce two God Units.

At best, this still all remains hypothetical, but if it proves true God Theory will revolutionize our understanding of battle mechanics. So have faith, have faith in me, have faith in your fellow players, have faith in the developers, and have faith in God Theory. The search is on! Fire up your rally point accelerators, and godspeed!


-Darwin

"You system piece of evony. Go evony yourself."

I predict thread lock in 3..... 2..... 1.... *bam*

Ok I think I got it.

[drizztix]

i tried to skim around and find some quotes that made me laugh.. but the only ones i found where from me.. and i just don't feel right quoting myself...

[abracax]

The quotes I would put in my Sig if I could, all get deleted lol

[DeSalvionjr]

lol, keep on posting those memorable quotes...

[Are]

My fav quote isn't on here...

[theturkeywithin]

I nominate this one:
MOTHER- ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ***********************!!!!!!