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    if you don't like cheese, go cow tipping. Get drunk when you do it as well. That may kill time, and teach those cows a lesson for making milk and cheese.


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    I don't want to hurt cows. Cows are delicious and make me full. Maybe I could tip a bad tasting animal instead?



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    Funny thing is that they are working on a parking-garage style building to graze cattle on, to save space- imagine tipping a cow off the top floor, especially if 10 stories high......

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    and what would a bad tasting animal be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob19991 View Post
    Funny thing is that they are working on a parking-garage style building to graze cattle on, to save space- imagine tipping a cow off the top floor, especially if 10 stories high......
    All I can picture now is the part in Crusin World where you run into the cows in 1st person view...



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    Cows=food=cook=eat=yummmmm.

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    They would make a large crater, and be pre-tenderized!

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    Ok, it's 8. I'm off. Thank you for entertaining me.



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    Always nice to please a mod to defer a ban-hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob19991 View Post
    Always nice to please a mod to defer a ban-hammer
    A purple mod at that.

    I've created a big purple mess... And I'll do it again too.

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