
Originally Posted by
FoxyBunny
Gandalf pwns. Look at the facts, please:
1) Wardrobe: Flowing robes and magical staff vs. Tights and undies and a shirt that got shrunk in the wash.
2) Wisdom: Sees the future, sees things happening elsewhere, knows how to save all of Middle Earth vs. Can't figure out that a guy with heat/laser vision probably shouldn't be living in an ice-cave, thinks that glasses will completely obscure who he is, and falls for a smart-mouthed reporter who isn't very smart now is she?
3) Greatest foes defeated: Dragons, orcs, evil wizards, all the collected powers of darkness vs. a bald guy and a glowing rock.
Do I even need to continue?
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