View Poll Results: Who will win?

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  • Gandalf

    22 75.86%
  • Superman

    7 24.14%
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Thread: Gandalf vs. Superman

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    Gandalf pwns. Look at the facts, please:

    1) Wardrobe: Flowing robes and magical staff vs. Tights and undies and a shirt that got shrunk in the wash.

    2) Wisdom: Sees the future, sees things happening elsewhere, knows how to save all of Middle Earth vs. Can't figure out that a guy with heat/laser vision probably shouldn't be living in an ice-cave, thinks that glasses will completely obscure who he is, and falls for a smart-mouthed reporter who isn't very smart now is she?

    3) Greatest foes defeated: Dragons, orcs, evil wizards, all the collected powers of darkness vs. a bald guy and a glowing rock.

    Do I even need to continue?
    Firstly, Superman's clothes are actually normal clothes, they just are stretched by his enormous muscles. Also, the only thing Gandalf killed was a burning guy with a whip, and he died shortly after. Superman killed the most powerful being in the universe, whose body was made of pure win. After said being came back to life, he sent it to the End of Time and left it to die of entropy.

    NOW THAT IS BADASS.



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    Athos is the Archsage and one of the best magic users in Fire Emblem 7 Blazing Sword (Fire Emblem in the US).

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    yes, vote what you want





    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Wish denied..

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    Gandalf, because of the fact old men are usually smarter than young buff men.
    Usually young buff men are st00pid.
    Quit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalent View Post
    Gandalf, because of the fact old men are usually smarter than young buff men.
    Usually young buff men are st00pid.
    Old age and treachery beat youth and beauty.

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