bah amateurs the lot'of you...

first.. wat grade are you in?

2ndly.. just wait for him to say something that irks you and pull out a flyswatter.. (it stings worse than a rolled up newspaper).. POP him in the nose with it.. then point your finger at him and go "NO!...noOoo..nNO!" <-Notice the 2nd O in the 2nd NO is capitalized to show that is the syllabule you stress when you say the longer NOOOO...