Internet geniuses: are you one?

[slayerdeath]

Simply the act of posting this could contradict everything I'm about to say.

1) Are you an internet genius?
Internet genius: (in-tur-net - jean-ee-us)-adj. Someone who has an online thesauras, google and wikipedia CONSTANTLY in their task bar.

2) What do they do?
Constantly look for a discussion of some sort, carefully and tediously looking for inconsistencies in peoples knowledge or claims. They proceed to magically become a genius on the subject for 5 minutes to prove they are in fact geniuses.

3) How can I avoid becoming/encountering one?
uhh....Good luck with that.

4) If you have a life, I tip my hat to you, If you can admit when your wrong, kudos. If you can deal with the sarcastic internet lingo and total complete lack of respect these virgin nerds display whilst absolutley pwning you, A strong one you are.

If #4 applies to you, you have answered #3
If you are a #1, you are too naive to realize it and should hang yourself.

That is all