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[trogdor1316]

The Official Last Will & Testament of Trogdor1316

I, Trogdor1316, being of sound mind and body, *snicker*
do leave upon thee the following items:

To Stormsurge, I leave my post count, in the hopes that it will make up for lost posts from his previous account.

To Elsworth, I leave the promise that if I have a chance before I possibly get perma'd, I shall delete the quote in my signature. I may or may not replace it with something worse.

To Abstractangel, I leave my undying respect for reasons that shall not become known.

To Thalin Athasian, I leave 1 reputation point in the hopes that it will take him out of the "Undistinguished factor" stage of reputation.

To Joemanf, I leave the enchanted sock that I stole from him 3 years ago. May your spells never fizzle, may you never make a sour Harry Potter reference.

To all who have participated in my RP(s), I leave 3 new ideas for RP's that will be e-mailed to them upon time of permabanning.

To anyone who has ever referenced the Matrix in a humorous way, I leave a truly hearty ROFLMAOQXD.

To any of the members of the Trogdor Clan, I leave all of my prestige and all of my cities. May you crush your enemies like the small insects they are.

To Schatten, I leave a newly discovered and hilariously nude Evony ad.

To all the mods...I leave my utmost appreciation. Everything you do is wonderful.

To all the reps...I leave you a lot less appreciation, but still some. Not much though.

To all the devs...I hate you.

To the wizard mercenaries....I leave a personal backup singer for all of your conversations.

To any here who know who Raistlin Majere is, I leave my friendship.

To the Off Topic Crowd, I leave a giant statue of a nekked woman to be revealed when logrus isn't looking.

To d7dn3rd, I leave the manuscript. You know what to do.

To the man known simply as Brawndo. You have truly been a friend to me. But I can never forgive what you did. If I ever see you again, I will rip something important off of your body.

To all others, I leave nothing. You will be crushed by Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary.