Hello from Earth

[bob19991]

I know who ALF is, kinda like the Eh....(shaking hand in thumbs up sign)
Edit- with the Fonz, of course

[Edu]

Good afternoon Gliese 581d, this is Deb Kirkman from Sydney, Australia. Are you ready to beam me up? There's not too much time left. 1, 2, 3, NOW!

Lot of Australians posting....

[bob19991]

Too good to pass up

Which way does the water spin when you flush the toilet?

If you do phone home like ET, can you use reverse charge? - we can't afford an invasion just yet

'Nanoo, Nanoo' or perhaps 'NOOKNEHH'. Hopefully one of those means 'Greetings' in your native tongue!

Hello from planet Earth. Please tell us how you don't get dizzy in your spinning UFO's - I get sick looking at Merry-Go-Rounds. Are you Aliens good looking ?

Hello from Me the Moist Messiah from Australia Quakers Hill come down to moist bar & be moist with us

[DeSalvionjr]

Why is there a ufo in my back yard?

[DeSalvionjr]

ooh! another similar project by SETI institute!
http://earthspeaks.seti.org/

I have an idea! We should download everything ever posted an twitter and beam it into space!!!

[bob19991]

No! De Sal, that would be evil, that would be warfare taken to a point worse then ever seen before

Come visit Earth, just don't land in America - they don't seem to like alien visits.

Don't listen to Rick Astley- Never Gonna Give You Up. Don't believe anyone who says its good- they're lying and trying to RickRoll you.

i think the surest sign that alien intelligence does exist is that none of you have tried to contact us yet

Our beer's Better Than your beer!. Wanna Fight about it?...nah, just kidding...our beer is better though..love your work!

Hi Aliens, Is Public Enemies still playing at the cinemas in Gliese 581d? I dont think you guys would really like it theres no Lazers or Spaceships in it

The Best yet..

Hello. I created your world. Worship the almighty Peachofmeat. That is all.

[Kailrik]

Hopefully we won't get Mars Attacks all over again. If we do, I call being those kids who save the world from the aliens... Sorta.

[abracax]

Hopefully we won't get Mars Attacks all over again. If we do, I call being those kids who save the world from the aliens... Sorta.

Flash Gordon: Mars Attacks the World (1938)
Flying Disc Man from Mars (1951)
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)
Invaders from Mars (1953)
Devil Girl From Mars (1954)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1962)
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
The Maid and the Martians (Pajama Party) (1964)
The Twelve-Handed Men of Mars (1964)
The Wizard of Mars (Horrors of the Red Planet) (1964)
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Mars Needs Women (1966)
Don't Play with Martians (1967)
Mission Mars (1968)
Invaders from Mars (1986)
Lobster Man from Mars (1989)
Bad Girls from Mars (1990)
Martians Go Home (1990)
Bad Trip to Mars (1996)
Mars (1996)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998)
My Favorite Martian (1999)

[Kailrik]

Flash Gordon: Mars Attacks the World (1938)
Flying Disc Man from Mars (1951)
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)
Invaders from Mars (1953)
Devil Girl From Mars (1954)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1962)
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
The Maid and the Martians (Pajama Party) (1964)
The Twelve-Handed Men of Mars (1964)
The Wizard of Mars (Horrors of the Red Planet) (1964)
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Mars Needs Women (1966)
Don't Play with Martians (1967)
Mission Mars (1968)
Invaders from Mars (1986)
Lobster Man from Mars (1989)
Bad Girls from Mars (1990)
Martians Go Home (1990)
Bad Trip to Mars (1996)
Mars (1996)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998)
My Favorite Martian (1999)

That one. Amazingly funny, especially since a hippy starts the war, lol.

[bob19991]

Just a few Abracax? Some of them in this site were funny- one was a guy "from" the target saying that they will not take nicely to recieving lots of massages