Celebrate the Beauty of Women...In Words.

[bob19991]

So not this song then?
Warning- some inuendo, 18 and up please, so I don't get any points
NC-17 for inuendo

[lyla]

this thread is hilarious!

[abracax]

Queen - Fat Bottom Girls

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

[Saraaa]

Great Poem!!! lol

if only I too, could express such pure, yet somewhat vulgur, affections for chickens.

lmfao! your story is amazingly written by the way
wish i was that good..

[drizztix]

Women are good...
women are great...
thinking of them...
makes me want to mastur.. my self control...

[Sephiroth X]

I like cute/hot girls.

[Saraaa]

Lemonade
She's my sunshine in the rain
My Tylenol when I'm in pain yeah
Let me tell you what she means to me,
Like a tall glass of lemonade
When it's burnin' hot on summer days
She's exactly what I need

[Chorus]
She's soothing like,
The ocean rushing on the sand
She takes care of me baby
And she helps me be a better man
She's so beautiful,
Sometimes I stop to close my eyes
She's exactly what I need

(Verse two)
She's my smile when I'm feelin' blue
She's my good night sleep
When the day is through yeah
Let me tell you what she means to me
(Yeah, she's kinda like this)
Kinda like the feelin' after your first kiss
Except that Everyday she makes me feel like this
Coz she's exactly what I need
Oh yeah, oh yeah

[Chorus] X3
She's soothing like,
The ocean rushing on the sand
She takes care of me baby
And she helps me be a better man
She's so beautiful,
Sometimes I stop to close my eyes
She's exactly what I need

By Passion

[Wildor]

Queen - Fat Bottom Girls

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

So now you have to write something similar to your wife every day, right?

Love that song!

[Wildor]

Women are good...
women are great...
thinking of them...
makes me want to mastur.. my self control...

YES!!!

Sunflowers! I see sunflowers here. And those potato eating folks...



ABRACAX-

So now you're gonna have to write something like THAT to your wife every day, right?

[drizztix]

i know! i should make a Drizz's Poetry of Women Collaboration Collection of great hits