"If the pig has Swine Flu, and you eat the pig..You get Swine Flu."

Um, no. Actually, there is no link between handling or eating pigs and contraction of the "swine flu". It is a person-to-person transmissible virus that attacks people of all ages and immunity levels. Young, old, healthy or sick. In fact, the WHO is considering renaming it something less alarming than "swine flu," since governments like Egypt have taken to slaughtering 300,000+ pigs even though there hasn't been a single case in that country.

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