Hello Evony Community,
As we're working immediately to investigate and restore all servers and the main site, I thought it might be a bit of fun to think of creative reasons why the servers went down.
Rules:
1. Keep it positive and light-humoured.
2. Absolutely no swearing or taking your frustrations out here.
I'll give an example:
The Servers are down due to the uprisings of every single barbarian city on all servers. Seems they aren't liking not having a chance to obtain an amulet!
Alright, let's see what you have!
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08-22-2009, 07:45 PM #1
Vice Development Director
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Servers are Down, Create a Reason Why
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08-22-2009, 07:47 PM #2
Historic Poster
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- Apr 2009
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- Lansing, MI
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The hampsters all got tired of getting minimum wage, and decided to get off of the wheels once and for all!
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08-22-2009, 07:49 PM #3
Civilian
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- Jul 2009
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- florida
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servers are down because a nameless rival browser game hired mercenary's to storm the evony building but the mods and reps found the emergency ban hammers right after a rocket destroyed the front gate and now a epic battle is insuing for dominace and the servers are getting destroyed by the EPIC-ness
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if i helped you give me rep by clicking the scales in the upper right of my post
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08-22-2009, 07:50 PM #4
Civilian
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- Jul 2009
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- San Francisco, CA
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- 11
The staff decided to trade jokes in the forum instead of working on the servers!
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08-22-2009, 07:50 PM #5
Baron
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- May 2009
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- 122
AgeII is going live
The Queen had a tantrum.
Batman killed the Queen and its an hour of silence.
Or..just maybe...i could be wrong now...maybe this is a highly technical plot by evony to make users buy game coins so they can recieve post after post of "This isnt fair!!"...becasue they love hearing it.
Failing that a dev tripped on the flex that plugs evony in..
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08-22-2009, 07:51 PM #6
Banned
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- Apr 2009
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- FL, US
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A rogue troll overloaded the forums, and the entire power grid shorted out
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08-22-2009, 07:52 PM #7
Civilian
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- Jun 2009
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- 159
The Barb Workers Uprising has finally come upon us. They saw my poem (see my sig!) and decided I was right and they dont want to spend their every waking hour rebuilding archer towers on level 5 NPCs just for us to come and knock them down again a few minutes later.
Evony Satyrical Poetry...not for the hard of thinking!
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=49327
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=48992
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08-22-2009, 07:54 PM #8
Knight
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- Jul 2009
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staff (the two techs) finally acted on their growing passion for each other, and threw all the puters off the table so they could play chess instead
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08-22-2009, 07:55 PM #9
Civilian
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- Jun 2009
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- Auckland, New Zealand
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- 51
Oh i love this one !
Originally Posted by howyoudo
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08-22-2009, 07:55 PM #10
Civilian
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- Aug 2009
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- 65
A local area rat chewed through a network cable in the data center. Failing that, a wide area rat chewed through yer leased line!
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