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**Fat Guts the Horrible** · 08-22-2009, 08:02 PM

Problem with runaway hero's?

**minotar** · 08-22-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Fat Guts the Horrible

And thats HARD

Sure they had to replace the word chuck norris with hard becasue he is so many things.

**~~crucifix~~** · 08-22-2009, 08:03 PM

the devs finally found a dealer who takes evony cents so they are stocking up and thats why no-one got the coins for voting for the queen of evony they are now so wasted they cant remember how to back up the servers

**~~FoxyBunny~~** · 08-22-2009, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by howyoudo

staff (the two techs) finally acted on their growing passion for each other, and threw all the puters off the table so they could play chess instead

With all due respect to Revo's fabulous (and possibly true) suggestion, THIS one is my absolute favorite.

Only, are you sure it is chess and not DnD they are playing?

**thundermanti** · 08-22-2009, 08:06 PM

The server is down because i tried to delete a newly made city turning it into a npc that i was going to conquer, so i wouldn't have to deal with having to upgrade all my buildings

**Zen Master** · 08-22-2009, 08:07 PM

the systems programs went on stryke b/c they hate beeing attacked by a trillion troops a day

**legionreturns** · 08-22-2009, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

With all due respect to Revo's fabulous (and possibly true) suggestion, THIS one is my absolute favorite.

Only, are you sure it is chess and not DnD they are playing?

Ah so Dev1s 32nd Level Epic Mage just cast imprisonment on the Dev2 and the whole thing got nasty when Dev3 responded with time stop. Guess we just have to assume the servers fell down a portable hole then huh? Or maybe, just maybe, a black ball deadly sphere from 2nd Edition DnD just ate all the brainy people at head office...

Oh crap...I just rose up the geekometer quite substantially didnt i?