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Thread: Servers are Down, Create a Reason Why

  1. #81
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    i became so powerful that evony didnt want me so the are deleting my accounts
    Im Back. Love new little emotes

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    and they decided to give them to me instead. then some new account showed up and they all crashed.


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    the servers are possessed and went down again because the outage of 3 plus hours yesterday just wasn't quite long enough and the servers want to set a new record. lol

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    The servers went down to the recent spike in gasoline. Evony's workers could not make it to work in their gas hog vehicles. After finally giving in and taking a scooter to work. They were contacted by FBI under the patriot act for investigation that evony is a terrorist group. Finally four hours later after the FBI gave them the green light. Evony acted fast not to destroy international relations with other countrys. Seeing as they had a uprising on their hands they offered compensation to sow better relations.
    Last edited by Godder; 08-23-2009 at 01:26 PM.

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    They coded a truce flag for the barbarians, when the NPCs want a truce the server goes down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    With all due respect to Revo's fabulous (and possibly true) suggestion, THIS one is my absolute favorite. Only, are you sure it is chess and not DnD they are playing?
    i Frikn Love DnD...

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    The servers are down because the employees of Linden Lab got confused and thought this was Second Life.

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    You know...


    Those ads can be really... distracting...

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    they were down because they were tired of have to send wildor's posts and wanted a three hour break.


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    they were down because all the techs wanted to read the major plot twist in the shojo manga I'm reading
    "Things are going to get intersting"
    "Define interesting"
    "'Oh god, oh god we're all going to die'"
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