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  1. #131

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    Aliens that have been spying on humanity for years have invaded the Evony HQ.

    Evony is sick(literally).

    A monster named MuckkoMuddleMunker Attacked every evony players account and stole all their resources

    Chuck Norris was introduced to Evony and round-house kicked it in the face.

  2. #132

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    They all blew up when I tried playing Sryth, Evony, and Gears of War 2 at the same time while eating a taco. (Seriously)
    If you break a rule, I will drown puppies. And when I run out of puppies, it's gonna be Orphans.

    Puppies Drowned: 2

  3. #133

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    They all crashed when they saw your avatar Jakeinator.


    Head Bartender at the King's Bar, and rep is always welcome as payment.



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    they(the staff) gave up on evony and went back to used cars.

  5. #135

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    becuase I will be a legend wrote that and made i will be a legend his username.


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  6. #136
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    invisitext 123
    it wASNT ME!!!!!! IT WAS, Um... IT WAS... WAS... was... FOXYBUNNY!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Wish denied..

  7. #137
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    The Pumpkin Master was late in harvesting his crops. Local pumpkin prices rose dramatically, leading to overly expensive pumpkin pies at last year's Halloween party at Evony HQ. As a result, the staff cut back on just about everything, including server power usage.

  8. #138

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    because you spoke koops that was why they crashed.


    Head Bartender at the King's Bar, and rep is always welcome as payment.



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    I lost a city.
    Quit.

  10. #140

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    Because I squezed out... a Clevland steemer... on my chest. (Wonder if any of you know what that's from)

    I am a Wizard Mercenary

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