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    Quote Originally Posted by revo of troy View Post
    not me i live in the OT forums...literally i made a hut beside the pest store...free food and glue
    He's watching us at this exact minute...im wathcing him watch me watching him

    The dev's are playing poker with the servers..one just lost badly...

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    We made too many barbarians, and they just realised that if they banded together, they could hunt all the players down and kill them.


    A man might not be able to move a mountain, yet he will accomplish nothing if he never tries.




    Well, I'm tired of these forums. Very little humor in them anymore. Adios all.

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    Comissar Kitten declared war on EVONY and began his attack by planting furballs in the server room...
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    the servers all took their lunch break
    Im a Guru in my spare time...

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    Its because the system is hosted on Non Playable Computers....

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    nah i just think that the beta scout attacks came back and all the NPCs were scout attacking all the player cities and the servers all lagged out into meltdown from processing all that info.

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    servers went down due to another idiot making a racist comment in world chat like what happened on 17......unfortunately it was server overload when the entire server went to attack him....
    sorry crispy, good luck getting up from 0/0

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    It's all a mind game.. he who doesn't pass out from lack of lvl up, wins
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    All the idiot kids on moms computer overloaded the system with more then just small annoying flags that were fun to take when i had like 35k in prestige but now .....

    I say give every player a questionaire before you can set up a "free acount" and mandate that if they do not get 100 prestige in 24 hours they aren't worth anyones time and their account is deleted. Those kids are not going to spend any money and the money they do spend is being lost right now cuz they overloaded the system with spam flags. More is not always better and if I have to answer another broken english mail to me saying ... why u attack me, i do nothing ...... exactly

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    *Ahem*

    The developers hired a monkey to help maintain servers, and he dropped a banana peel, on which a janitor slipped and fell into the Lithium-Ion reactor powering the servers, causing a massive power surge, taking out half the building and knocking the servers offline.

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