Servers are Down, Create a Reason Why

**player75** · 08-22-2009, 08:54 PM

the servers are transformers and are required to fight off aliens from the planet pluto... the aliens are angry that pluto is no longer a planet....

**~~FoxyBunny~~** · 08-22-2009, 08:58 PM

OK, time to admit the truth. I got lost looking for the bathroom and wandered into the server room by accident. As I was leaving, I saw a spider on the doorframe. I have a....mild...phobia of spiders, so I backed away screaming hysterically and knocked half the servers over, tripped on the power cords unplugging the other half, and that was BEFORE I dug through my purse to find my hairspray and a lighter to make my own homemade personal spider-killer-weaponry. The firefighters said this probably won't be covered by the insurance.

**iRovster** · 08-22-2009, 09:01 PM

The servers are down because Rov went to the movies and did not want to be attacked. Will be back up shortly.

**abracax** · 08-22-2009, 09:01 PM

They were replacing the watermill to generate power with stationary cycles for the mods to power the servers. One of the mods had a heart attack and the rest jumped off their stationary cycles to help. This caused a major outage and resulted in lost data. So thanks to all the mods the servers had to be reset.

**iRovster** · 08-22-2009, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by iRovster

The servers are down because Rov went to the movies and did not want to be attacked. Will be back up shortly.

People please, this is the reason.

**Blackdeth** · 08-22-2009, 09:02 PM

Servers are down because I recently started using Opera. I mean, seriously, they were fine until i JUST got opera like 2 hours ago

**succubus_prone** · 08-22-2009, 09:03 PM

The servers are down because my ex-wife overheard I had a quantity of gold hidden from her in Evony cents. The reaper has descended to take it all now!!