Hello Evony Community,

As we're working immediately to investigate and restore all servers and the main site, I thought it might be a bit of fun to think of creative reasons why the servers went down.

Rules:
1. Keep it positive and light-humoured.
2. Absolutely no swearing or taking your frustrations out here.

I'll give an example:

The Servers are down due to the uprisings of every single barbarian city on all servers. Seems they aren't liking not having a chance to obtain an amulet!

Alright, let's see what you have!