Zombie Apocalypse

[whiterosedreams]

My ultimate weapon would be bribery. It should fend off the zombeys.

[bob19991]

Rose, your in Utah- use the mountains to your advantage, me, I'd try to get to Mayport, espcially once we get our new nulcear carrier, or maybe Kings bay.

[Rinsam]

You guys aren't thinking as if it's an apocalypse.

Imagine the world with no power, no running water, nothing. It's only you and a few million other people who all just want to survive.

And to whom ever put up the oil rig, how do you plan on making sure it doesn't corrode and fall into the sea?

Zombies are a serious thing, ladies and gentlemen. They will not take bribes, unless it's your flesh that you're handing over, and even then, they'll still come after you.

The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain. Even if you sever an arm, a leg, or even their spines, as long as the brain remains intact, they will follow you for as long as they can. If you leave it without legs, it will crawl after you. Cut off the arms, it'll still follow you. Heck, you can even sever the brain from the body, but as long as the brain is intact, that head on the ground will chomp at you should you wander too close to it.

And let's not forget the moan zombies make. When a zombie finds prey, it lets out a moan. That moan can attract other zombies, so theoretically, you could have as many as 10,000 zombies after you, depending on where you are located. Sure they walk slow, but eventually you'll get tired, and want to rest, and then one zombie will simply bite you. 24 hours later, if they havn't eaten your brain, you will become a member of the undead legions that walk the earth.

[drizztix]

You guys aren't thinking as if it's an apocalypse.

Imagine the world with no power, no running water, nothing. It's only you and a few million other people who all just want to survive.

And to whom ever put up the oil rig, how do you plan on making sure it doesn't corrode and fall into the sea?

Zombies are a serious thing, ladies and gentlemen. They will not take bribes, unless it's your flesh that you're handing over, and even then, they'll still come after you.

The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain. Even if you sever an arm, a leg, or even their spines, as long as the brain remains intact, they will follow you for as long as they can. If you leave it without legs, it will crawl after you. Cut off the arms, it'll still follow you. Heck, you can even sever the brain from the body, but as long as the brain is intact, that head on the ground will chomp at you should you wander too close to it.

And let's not forget the moan zombies make. When a zombie finds prey, it lets out a moan. That moan can attract other zombies, so theoretically, you could have as many as 10,000 zombies after you, depending on where you are located. Sure they walk slow, but eventually you'll get tired, and want to rest, and then one zombie will simply bite you. 24 hours later, if they havn't eaten your brain, you will become a member of the undead legions that walk the earth.

im sorry ... but did you see my weapon selection?.. and my physical prowess..?!

i require no bullets, or expendible items other than the few shurikens i would use in "quick fix" situations..

i have trained in the harshes lands known to man under the guidance of chuck norris!

i can endure -40degree weather in just briefs while fighting a hoard polar bears bear handed...

i can trek across 80miles of the driest fiercest deserts with no food and only a thimble full of water!

i only require 7minutes of sleep a night and can carry a full sized sedan up 20flights of stairs w/o even breaking a sweat.. and i ONLY NEED 1 HAND to USE MY HADOOKEN unlike RYU who needs both!



so in sum.. yes.. yes i was aware the question was about the Apocalypse and the number of zombies would be in the millions in my area.. and.. i am ready for them .. i fortify my house to endure zombie assaults every night.

[whiterosedreams]

im sorry ... but did you see my weapon selection?.. and my physical prowess..?!

i require no bullets, or expendible items other than the few shurikens i would use in "quick fix" situations..

i have trained in the harshes lands known to man under the guidance of chuck norris!

i can endure -40degree weather in just briefs while fighting a hoard polar bears bear handed...

i can trek across 80miles of the driest deserts with no food and only a thimble full of water!

i only require 7minutes of sleep a night and can carry a full sized sedan up 20flights of stairs w/o even breaking a sweat.. and i ONLY NEED 1 HAND to USE MY HADOOKEN unlike RYU who needs both!

so in sum.. yes.. yes i was aware the question was about the Apocalypse and the number of zombies would be in the millions in my area.. and.. i am ready for them .. i fortify my house to endure zombie assaults every night.

Lies! Lies! =O Look at your body! Show off and faky!


Bribery definitly will work. Expecially if the briber is cool and flashy.

[CandleLite]

i turn into an infreno when i'm angery. so all i have to do is get realy mad and then burn my way out. ROAR!!!! Flaming Female!!

[Rinsam]

drizztix,

You seem to have actually thought about this. The only thing you'd have to worry about is checking your weapons to see if they are the real thing or if they are museum fakes, unless they are already in your posession, and if you've tested them.

My list:

1 Katana
2 Shotgun
3 Machine gun
4 Cute Asian girl to protect to keep my hopes up
5 Rocket launcher
6 Nuclear bomb
7 Grenade launcher
8 Bruce Lee
9 Flame thrower
10 Fortified home base

Sorry for the intrusion, OP.

1. Just make sure it's not a copy. Those tend to break easily.

2. And what about cleaning it and the ammo you must carry?

3. Machine guns are actually discouraged, it makes people want to carry unneeded weight, and people have a tendency to "rock and roll", or spray and pray, which is not only a waste of ammunition, it also just makes the zombies crawl instead of walking, which can take valuable time, because you've got to clean up.

4. Unless she can fight, she's useless. Save that stuff for the safe zone, if one gets established.

5. Again, ammo.

6. Not really going to help, all it'll do is make a bunch of radioactive zombies.

7. See 3.

8. He MIGHT help, but humans tire eventually.

9. Fire can be both friend and enemy. It all depends on where you are. This is mainly a defensive weapon, if you like carrying all that fuel on your back. Also, where would you find one of these?

10. Good idea, but make sure the defenses are anti-zombie, and not anti-living. Many people tend to think that anti-living devices work on the undead.

And I don't mind the intrusion, this is a zombie thread, after all.

Bribery definitly will work. Expecially if the briber is cool and flashy.

You'll run out of skin eventually. And being cool and flashy just means they'll eat you first.

[whiterosedreams]

i turn into an infreno when i'm angery. so all i have to do is get realy mad and then burn my way out. ROAR!!!! Flaming Female!!

Oh I can imagine you flaming out at a zombie. o.O *backs away*

[CandleLite]

Oh I can imagine you flaming out at a zombie. o.O *backs away*

RWL!!!! thanks

[whiterosedreams]

Heh heh heh another method of mine is hire a huge and buffy body guard and let him do all the work while I sit there and watch tv :P The guard would be killing zombies with ropes and daggers