Your Jokes Here.

[King Solomon]

the other ones were better.

[King Solomon]

Ixne on the jokes that involve the little boy and the little girl parts. You know what I mean.

[Saraaa]

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '65."
"This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '65, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?," he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

[King Solomon]

because of my joke?

[Hank]

That's gonna get you in trouble Solomon!

[Saraaa]

ok here is mine.
The evil Moderator strikes again.

nice one lol

[King Solomon]

I said if the mods allow it and i heard no objection.

[King Solomon]

see you are bad, mine wasn't too bad.

[logrus]

Apparantly none of you can tell a joke that is either not racist, insulting to some faction of people, or sexual in nature. As such I am closing this thread. If you think you can come up with a joke that is humorous rather than insulting, and inapropriate PM me and I will consider re-opening this thread.