How about the tried and tested:
"I dont want you!"
Honest and too the point. Hurt feelings are part of life. If it gets too hard, wear a helmet!
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I saw this in wildin' out.
guy looks all over the table for something.
the says to the girl:
"D@mn girl, I lost my feelings for you"
"We're done".
I don't use lines.
If I break up with someone, its usually "I'm sorry, but you're not the one for me, and I can't lie to you." Then I don't return calls, I ignore them in public, and in general avoid them for a period of about 3 weeks after which, I act like a normal human being again and will talk to them civily.
Usually during those three weeks I act like House, so that I can really get the point across that I am not in to them.
I would ignore them forever.
"We're through. You can leave now. Door is over there *point to door*"
If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.
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I can never be friends with an ex.
This is the first time I've agreed with you since you posted all those Asian chick pictures in the Cute Girls topic. When I break up with someone (or more often when they break up with me) they're out of my life forever.
But to get on topic I've never used a stupid break up line. I've only ever broken up with two of my girl friends, one was the day after we got together and I said something like "This is a mistake, we aren't right for each other" (which as it turns out was right because the next guy she dated she tricked into getting her pregnant to get him to marry her) and the other one was after I found out the girl was cheating on me and was filled with too many expletives to post here.
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Complete. Global. Saturation.
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