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    The best one ever has to be the old classic:

    It's not you, it's me


    haha!! what BS, you both know it, but it works
    ~ Jasmine ❤

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyhort View Post
    This is the first time I've agreed with you since you posted all those Asian chick pictures in the Cute Girls topic. When I break up with someone (or more often when they break up with me) they're out of my life forever.

    But to get on topic I've never used a stupid break up line. I've only ever broken up with two of my girl friends, one was the day after we got together and I said something like "This is a mistake, we aren't right for each other" (which as it turns out was right because the next guy she dated she tricked into getting her pregnant to get him to marry her) and the other one was after I found out the girl was cheating on me and was filled with too many expletives to post here.
    Exactly. ::thumb up::

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    How bout the most offensive "I'd rather date your sister" ****ING ORANGE
    Last edited by devis666; 08-30-2009 at 01:30 PM.

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    But what if you would rather date her sister?
    Not... that I've ever said that... or any... Ok I did but cmon..
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth X View Post
    I can never be friends with an ex.
    out of all my exes i only stayed friends with one,we dated for about a year and its now been 4 years that we've been friends ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saraaa View Post
    out of all my exes i only stayed friends with one,we dated for about a year and its now been 4 years that we've been friends ..
    That is interesting. I was dating one for 2 years and she will never be my friend. She was too much of a flirt. I hate her with the fury of 1,000,000,000,000 suns.
    Last edited by Sephiroth X; 08-30-2009 at 02:48 PM.

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    my latest, i just said

    im sorry you are too needy. i need someone who i can depend on, not just depend on me.

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    I swear I heard this at a bar the other night.

    "My herpes are acting up, so we should probably stop seeing each other."

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    Lolololololol true love!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsArianna View Post
    my latest, i just said

    im sorry you are too needy. i need someone who i can depend on, not just depend on me.
    LOL! meaning: I'm sorry I'm a guy. I need someone who will suck my **** daily, not just show me they love me and respect me 'cos my boys don't roll that way.


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