no no i said that to HIM!!!! haha he was really needy, called constantly, we hadnt even been together that long. woke me up in the morning etc, once broke down and cried.... man im glad hes goneOriginally Posted by Jasmine Princess
thanks for the sisterly support though!!!
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08-30-2009, 05:27 PM #31
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08-30-2009, 05:29 PM #32
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we werent ment to be togethor your a grl that likes guys and im a lesbian
we have nothing in commonIm a Guru in my spare time...
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08-30-2009, 05:30 PM #33
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LOL! Are you serious? I can cope with a bit of needyness, we all have it in us somewhere, but WOW that truely is bad! Originally Posted by MsArianna
Another one I like is:
I want to swim for a while and check out those fish everyone is always on about (plenty more fish in the sea)~ Jasmine ❤
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08-30-2009, 06:02 PM #34
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Leave CD player playing REM's "Everybody Hurts" on repeat.
Then just leave with all your stuff.
When they come home to that song and you gone... they'll get the picture.
And that song will remind them of you for the rest of their life. Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!
Originally Posted by Dawnseeker
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08-30-2009, 10:23 PM #35
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For sheer bluntness, here's one I tend to favor:
"You're hot and all, but your dumber then the dirt I'm standing on. Let's just call it a miracle we lasted this long. Later."
Works every time, because they preen at the compliment, don't get the insult, and the preening offsets the sadness.
Note: That one only works on good looking yet stupid women. I have reports that it doesn't work on men.
I KNOW it doesn't work on half-intelligent women.
Oh, and here's one for the girl you don't want to go face to face with:
Her: "What's up?"
You: "Nothing. Let's meet for a talk. I'll bring my helmet and cup."
Her: "You want to break up with me??"
You: "Uhh.... how'd ya guess?"
By that point, she should have hung up. Problem solved.
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08-30-2009, 11:54 PM #36
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Seriously? Why a cup? Originally Posted by StormSurge
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Aristotle
By letting it go it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. But when you try and try. The world is beyond the winning.
Lao Tzu
Beyond ideas of right and wrong, there is a field. I'll meet you there.
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08-31-2009, 12:29 AM #37
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Not a drinking cup, a sports cup. Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And even hell will kick you in the balls for that. Originally Posted by Borune
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08-31-2009, 12:35 AM #38
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usually it goes like this..
"So.. we've been seeing eachother for quite some time... and i noticed.. your sister is quite HOT.. you think you could get me her number?"I have severe ADHD, Dyslexia, and I'm easily distracted by shiny th... HolySmokes A SPORK!
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08-31-2009, 12:47 AM #39
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lol, Drizz. Way to get beaten.
As the saying goes, "The only thing more dangerous than a woman with a car is a woman with a credit card."I have heard flaming shots are fun. Anyone want to try?
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08-31-2009, 01:08 AM #40
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Hell hath no fury like a woman corned....
So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
We might just make it after all, on our own
Originally Posted by rasterbee
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