The Official Story

[BBQ_Sauce]

There was once a little pink worm called Jim with a HUGE ego.
He went to get some popcorn from the road. He then stayed in
someone's intestines, where-upon he decided to eat along with
other people that he saw, licking the floor with green tongues,
corroborating exquisite seances. But then they questioned the
existence...

of Dr. Pepper