Proof that Girls are Evil [With Math!]

[revo of troy]

girls don't equal time+money because then money would be a set number

example

you spend 1 hour with a girl and she only costs you 24 dollars but by what you're saying if you spent a year with her she'd only cost you 24 dollars

more like 24 x 8760 (number of hours in a year)

see? girls do = timeXmoney

oh and btw how are time and money NOT numbers and are shapes that may just be the craziest statement i've ever heard

[Sakura_It]

all i know is that i do take time money and effort and i am evil
But oh well i gotta love it

[Octavion]

How about this. Girls are the product of time and money. Therefore G=T*M.

Time is money, therefore G=T*M=M*M=M^2.

Money is the root of all evil, therefore G=M^2=(√E)^2=E

We are forced to conclude that G=E, proving that girls are evil.

The product of time and money explanation makes perfect sense, as I doubt there are many girls who would stay with a guy who won't set aside time for them, and frankly, any guy who doesn't pay for his GF on a date is a jack***, and shouldn't expect to have a GF in the first place...

My university program is in math, so it goes without saying that I'm quite good at it... lol

[Borune]

G=T*M*E.

T=Time
M=Money
E=Effort

This is just an opinion.

They only require as much effort as you give them.

How about this. Girls are the product of time and money. Therefore G=T*M.

Time is money, therefore G=T*M=M*M=M^2.

Money is the root of all evil, therefore G=M^2=(√E)^2=E

thats the exact same equation, you just used better wordchoice. Aka product of instead of and.

[LadyVoldemort]

lmao :P nicee. :L

[Abs K]

nice evil name, she-who-must-not-be-named lol

[LadyVoldemort]

nice evil name, she-who-must-not-be-named lol

why thankyou sir. :P

[TriPham]

First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time * Money

And as we all know, time is money.
Time = Money

Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = Money^2

And because money is the "root of all evil":
Money = (√Evil)

Therefore:
Girls = (√Evil)^2

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls =Evil

Very clever

[Octavion]

They only require as much effort as you give them.



thats the exact same equation, you just used better wordchoice. Aka product of instead of and.

Ya, but might as well take full credit if I can get away with it... Obviously I been caught... lol

[Borune]

Ya, but might as well take full credit if I can get away with it... Obviously I been caught... lol

Ohh i'll let ya take it
time to revise the OP