Chuck norris jokes thread

[jms_mwtt]

Put your best chuck norris jokes here!

I'll go first:

Chuck norris has the greatest poker face of all time.
He once won the 1986 world series of poker holding only a joker,
a monopoly get-out-of-jail-free card, a 7 spades, a 2 of diamonds and
a green #3 card from the geme UNO! ROFL!

Any1 got any other good ones?

[Kailrik]

What?

Also, your use of "1" wounds me. Severely.

[Cyhort]

Chuck Norris once traveled to the Virgin Islands. They are now just the Islands.

[Kailrik]

Cyhort- That one is good. I like it.

My favorite one is

"Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can slam a revolving door."

[Cyhort]

I've never heard that one, I like it.


Then of course you always have the classics like "Chuck Norris always sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."

[Sephiroth X]

Chuck Norris is so old that he's dead.

Eff Chuck Norris.

[jms_mwtt]

Chuck norris was once lying in the middle of a desert on his stomach.
He then got a MASSIVE erect*on and struck oil 4 miles down.

[Rinsam]

Chuck Norris' windmill kick is so powerful, it is said that it could power the entire EU for 50 years.

Needless to say, EU leaders are working on getting a contract.

[Kalent]

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he held out in the fight with Bruce Lee for 4 seconds until he got KOed!

[DeSalvionjr]

Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that [insert PUNCHline here]