Try this one.
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Try this one.
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If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.
My greatest AchievementS: First person on forums to have 50/100/200 rep.
I had a long day at work, I'm tired
GRRRR the wife doesn't have dinner on the table
OMG she's left me!!
but why??
woohoo! I'm single again!
figures, all my cool 'single man' clothes are too small
I'm going to the club to pick up ladiesI hope I remember all my good pick up lines
I look like a dork, I shouldn't be here
There are two girls dancing in a cage and I can't look away
I'm really out of touch
that girl's staring at me I think she wants to dance
she's letting me touch her butt while we dance!
this has been a great day!
Originally Posted by Wildor
Curses, I've forgotten all my homework and my lunch at home.
Hey ladies, what you doin' tonight?
What? You don't love me?!
That's right, just walk away. I got tons of girls at home.
I just stole that kid's lunch money!
I got caught?!
No, Ms. Commanderson, I did not just steal Timmy's lunch money. I think Jason did. He's in the bathroom. You should go in there and check it out.
Hehehe, it worked!
And Timmy just put out a hit on Jason! What's that, Paris Hilton? You'd like to marry me?
Oh noes! It was just a dream.
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