Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
mine went like this...

Woot! I woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
And I iz happey for dinner.
Wait, where's my beef jerky?
Grrr... who stole that cookie jar on ma counter!
At least, I hid some under da bathroom sink...heh heh heh
I'ma share food with ma dog!
No no no I donts wants ta share my cookies!
Pfft. Who would want any anyways?
Me me me! I iz smartz.
I'm lonely.
Heehee! I is good.