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    By the way Storm, Arumen... Does a grasp extend?



    Never mind... back on topic folks.

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    Lightbulb Today's forum is brought to you by the letter "T"

    The time ticked Two Thirty Three. The trendy, too-thin, thrifty, tidy, trustworthy, tenacious tango teacher, Tiffany "Twinkle Toes" Tolkien taught two terribly tricky, temperamental, taxing, tiny tongue-tied, treacherous, truant, testy, thieving, twisted, toxic twins. The teacher triumphantly tested them twenty two times today.

    Twice Timothy Thomson tanked the third test, thrice Tanya Thomson tanked the tenth, tasking their teacher's tremendous temper. The two twins targeted their tango teacher. They tripped Tiffany then tickled their tired teacher thirty two times to taunt the tired thespian. Tiffany the tango teacher twitched terribly- then trampled the tiny tots. Thankfully the teacher took the twins to the tango theater then. They then tangoed together- the tnd.

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    lol!! Well done!!
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    You have to understand. You'd be aggressive too if God had made you that dumb.

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    LOL!! MASTERFUL!!!! BRAVO!!!! BRAVISSIMO!!!



    V.P., may I sit at your feet and call you Mistress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    LOL!! MASTERFUL!!!! BRAVO!!!! BRAVISSIMO!!!



    V.P., may I sit at your feet and call you Mistress?
    Lol, certainly Wildor :P And may I just say:

    Who's wonderfully winsome, winningly wi****l, well wishing with wild ways? WILDOR!

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    I hope this isn't spam but it seems appropriate to quote here:

    Evey: Who are you?
    V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
    Evey: Well I can see that.
    V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
    Evey: Oh, right.
    V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
    The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
    Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
    Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
    V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.

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    Wish denied..

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    Quote Originally Posted by vesuvanprincess View Post
    The time ticked Two Thirty Three. The trendy, too-thin, thrifty, tidy, trustworthy, tenacious tango teacher, Tiffany "Twinkle Toes" Tolkien taught two terribly tricky, temperamental, taxing, tiny tongue-tied, treacherous, truant, testy, thieving, twisted, toxic twins. The teacher triumphantly tested them twenty two times today.

    Twice Timothy Thomson tanked the third test, thrice Tanya Thomson tanked the tenth, tasking their teacher's tremendous temper. The two twins targeted their tango teacher. They tripped Tiffany then tickled their tired teacher thirty two times to taunt the tired thespian. Tiffany the tango teacher twitched terribly- then trampled the tiny tots. Thankfully the teacher took the twins to the tango theater then. They then tangoed together- the tnd.
    tnd is not a word, you are disqualified!
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    Wish denied..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr View Post
    tnd is not a word, you are disqualified!
    What!?!?! no way *pouts* It was an intentional joke. I could have left off "the tnd" (as in the end) but I thought it would be humorous. *pleading puppy dog eyes* Not faiiiiiir!!!

    DeSalionjr- demonic, devilish, dirty, dastardly, dumb, ditsy, dizzy, dingy, drunken, dog!!!

    So there! Nananana!!!

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    its, ok...
    I was joking....
    but nobody better beat the two of us!!!
    lol
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    DeSal... What's that "which" doing there in the last sentence?

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