top 10 reasons to love ice cream


10. Ice cream is puissant
9.you scream i scream we all scream for ice cream
8.it picks you up when you are sad by the power of love...and salt
7. criminals fear it
6. ice cream was made when chuck norris threw a cow into antartica
5.if terrorists had more ice cream they wouldn't want to blow themselves up jeez all they need is a little sugary delight
4.there are more flavors of ice cream than colors of the rainbow
3.everytime you walk through a grocery store and don't buy ice cream happiness dies a little
2.it is a guilty pleasure of CAPTIAN PLANET
and last but not least

1.the ice cream mobile is the only safe stranger handing out goodys